Top Ten Things Every New Central Floridian Should Know
10. Buy a great pair of flip-flops...you will be wearing them all year.
9. All major roads have at least two names and a number and change back and forth randomly.
8. Invest in a tide schedule and shovel before you park on the beach at Daytona.
(Sad but true...this is my car)
10. Buy a great pair of flip-flops...you will be wearing them all year.
9. All major roads have at least two names and a number and change back and forth randomly.
8. Invest in a tide schedule and shovel before you park on the beach at Daytona.
(Sad but true...this is my car)
7. There is nothing to love about love bugs. YUCK!
6. A brisk day is when it is 87 degrees with a windchill factor of 84.
5. It doesn't matter if you are local, your family will still look like tourists at Disney.
4. All roads have the number 4 in them just to throw you off...436, 434, 419, 417, 426, I-4, the 408, etc.
3. Fall starts in late December and ends in early January...when summer begins again.
2. It is always rush hour on the 408 and I-4.
(or at least always when I am on them)
1. Three foot squawking birds roaming around your neighborhood is normal.
(The Sand Hill Cranes that live in our community)
6. A brisk day is when it is 87 degrees with a windchill factor of 84.
5. It doesn't matter if you are local, your family will still look like tourists at Disney.
4. All roads have the number 4 in them just to throw you off...436, 434, 419, 417, 426, I-4, the 408, etc.
3. Fall starts in late December and ends in early January...when summer begins again.
2. It is always rush hour on the 408 and I-4.
(or at least always when I am on them)
1. Three foot squawking birds roaming around your neighborhood is normal.
(The Sand Hill Cranes that live in our community)
1 comment:
Hilarious...you are too funny! I think you nailed it on the head and you haven't even lived here that long :o)
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